AnonyMouse

You won't ever know who I am,

I look like a mini ham.

I am the quietest there ever was.

Quieter, there is none.

I'll steal the cheese,

I'll spread the fleas.

The cat will chase me,

Your mother will hate me.

I'm the one who makes elephants jump,

I'll make you scream like a little punk.

You'll leave your house from the infestation,

My family needs no initiation.

I am the AnonyMouse,

Who lives in the crevices of your house.

Do not treat me like a mouse,

Or I will climb right up your blouse.